This is what it looks like when you wrap a goofball in coolness:
No, Ryan does not endorse Needle. Why would he? We have been unable to secure any crime fiction from Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga. Still, this is what he’d look like if he wore the shirt. Which he hasn’t. Because the photograph is fake. Legal disclaimer here.
You can order your own Needle shirts here. Yes, even you, Mr. Seacrest. Or click a shirt below:
Thanks for being Needle Addicts.